Saturday, September 30, 2006

The equality symbol

Admin1: Therefore, in simple and definite terms, whatever is written in what Doctors of Alphysics call "mathematics" can be translated into common language we call English without any loss of meaning or precision.

Doctor Gravytee: This is not true at all. You can never translate any mathematical statement into English.

A1: Really?

Dr. G: Really. Statements of the kind of mathematics used by Doctors of Alphysics have multiple meanings. If you try to translate any mathematical statement into English you would end up with multiple contradictory sentences for every mathematical statement of the Doctors.

A1: So actually mathematical statements are not precise.

Dr. G: Not at all. How can a mathematical statement be precise if its fundamental symbol, the equality symbol, has at least 7 meanings.

A1: But Doctors of Alphysics claim that their mathematics is so precise that it is the only scientific language.

Dr. G: This is true. Each one of the every contradictory mathematical statements is precisely true in their own spacetime, in their own universe and in the university of the Doctor of Alphysics.

A1: Outside its proper domain then mathematical statements are only speculations.

Dr. G: More than speculations. They are speculative scenarios of extreme precision.

A1: This is very entertaining.

Dr. G: Alphysics is entertainment.

A1: I thought Alphysics was marketing.

Dr. G: Alphysics is what Doctors of Alphysics say it is.

A1: Precisely?

Dr. G: Very precisely.

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