Thursday, September 28, 2006

Almathematics

Admin1: Is there a one to one relation between what Doctors of Alphysics call "mathematics" and the English language?

Doctor Gravytee: Your question is an important one. Remember that Doctors of Alphysics use mathematics as authority. This is a well established tradition. What Doctors of Alphysics call mathematics is not something that non-Doctors of Alphysics can understand. This is by definition.

A1: I don't understand. Not only there is no possibility of translation between what Doctors of Alphysics call mathematics and the English language but by definition Doctors of Alphysics are the official translators of the language of mathematics into English.

Dr. G: Yes. You don't understand. Mathematics is a hidden language which is revealed only to Doctors of Alphysics. Mathematics is a language which is by definition not available to non Doctors.

A1: Buy why does this language called mathematics has such a powerful authority on human reason?

Dr. G: Doctors of Alphysics have created the propaganda that only what they call mathematics can reveal the truth about nature.

A1: This is strange. Doctors of Alphysics have made no new discoveries about nature for two millennia.

Dr. G: This is how the society works.

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