Thursday, May 03, 2007

I disagree therefore I am human

Admin1: There cannot be a statement on which every human being can agree upon?

Dr. Gravytee: Strife for strife's sake is human nature.

A1: Even a statement such as "I am human" may turn out to be contentious.

Dr. G: There are many humans who think they are gods.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Hardening of the categories

Admin1: The worst disease afflicting humankind is hardening of the categories.

Doctor Gravytee: Removing the hardened categories inevitably leads to new discoveries.

A1: Academia is the bad cholesterol of science because most hardened categories occur in the academia leading to death of science.

Dr. G: Nature is divided into neat sections which can be taught in 4 years. This proves the anthropocentric principle. If nature were not naturally divided into academic sections humans would never be able to study nature.

A1: I personally believe in the unity of things.

Dr. G: Belief in unity of things leads in no new academic papers therefore it is wrong.

A1: Academic categories are immutable.

Dr. G: If they weren't there would be no human knowledge.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Free drug

Admin1: Is culture free? Here is a book by Lawrency Lessig Free Culture: How big media uses technology and the law to lock down culture and control creativity.

Dr. Gravytee: Culture or entertainment is the drug the Org uses to enslave humans. This book shows how humans fall for it every time.

A1: Alphysics is the other side of the coin.

Dr. G: The Big Media owns alphysics. Alphysicists are in the payroll of the Big Media.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Dark Matter

Admin1: When alphysicists do not know what the universe is made of they make the universe made of what they know.

Dr. Gravytee: Wrong. When alphysicists do not know what the universe is made of they make the universe made of what they do not know.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Ignorance is elegance

Admin1: Can you write a bestselling alphysics book without knowing the history of alphysics?

Doctor Gravytee: You can only write a bestselling book if you don't know nothing about history of alphysics, history of physics, and history of science.

Is physics alphysics?

Admin1: Is physics alphysics?

Doctor Gravytee: Yes.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Female Science

Admin1: The emergence of women from slavery changed the definition of science drastically.

Doctor Gravytee: We are living in a society defined by females.

A1: The consumer society.

Dr. G: Women are addicted to the new. Women are artists of the elegant waste. They buy it wear it once and throw it away.

A1: Elegant Universe has been created for female consumption.

Dr. G: Big Media defines science. Therefore, the consumer society created by women defines what science is.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Standard is the thing

Admin1: Physicists use experiments as false witness to establish a unit.

Doctor Gravytee: This is an old tradition in physics. It started with Coulomb's experiment, then Cavendish experiment, and then so called the discovery of the electron and the Millikan experiments are all definitions of new units by using experiments as false witness.

A1: If this is true physicists must be certified crooks.

Dr. G: It is not that simple. Take G. This is the so-called Newton's constant of universal gravity.

A1: Cavendish defined it.

Dr. G: No. Cavendish computed the mean density of the earth using Kepler's third law and called it an observation of Newton's law. In the 19th century hard core British Newtonists defined G in order to replace then prevalent Kepler's constant with G, the Newton's constant.

A1: Then when you see a constant in physics it is a definition?

Dr. G: Yes. You got it. Physicists make a definition. Fake an experiment and claim to have observed it. Then they enforce it as a constant of nature.

A1: Oh my God! Physicists are low life bottom dwellers! Low life snake oil salesmen and Shamans! I am so disillusioned.

Dr. G: Well, we are living in a world which is not atomic materialistic. So in a way, physicists prove that the world we live in is NOT atomic materialistic.

A1: Standard is the thing.

Dr. G: Yes. Exactly. There are no discontinuities in this world. It is all convention.

A1: This is so beautiful.

Dr. G: This is also so elegant.