Thursday, September 07, 2006

Alphysics Education

Admin1: Alphysics education is one of the greatest achievements of humans. But I believe that there is a shortcoming that Doctors need to fix.

Doctor Gravytee: What is this shortcoming that is troubling you?

A1: The alphysics part of the education is so intense that students do not get enough of English language skills.

Dr. G: Do you have a mathematical proof of your claim?

A1: Well, Doctors who go through the rigorous alphysics education earn their Doctorate and become impeccable solvers of Partial Differential Equations but they have no proper knowledge of English grammar.

Dr. G: When you speak the language of mathematics so well I believe this is an acceptable situation.

A1: Take the word "ultimate." I noticed that the great alphysics Doctors of one generation ago discovered ultimate building blocks of nature.

Dr. G: Indeed so.

A1: With the advent in collider technology now your generation discovered the ultimate building blocks of nature. Either you or the great Doctors of the previous generation did not learn enough English to know the meaning of the word ultimate.

Dr. G: I think you are mistaken. Not only the previous generation of great alphysicists but every generation since the beginning of alphysics thousands of years ago have been discovering the ultimate building blocks of nature.

A1: Then nature must be made of ultimate building blocks of nature and nothing else.

Dr. G: True. According to The Theory there are an infinity of ultimate building blocks living in infite number of universes...

A1: ... and in infinite numbers of dimensions! This is beautiful. But what about the word "everything." Doctors do not know what the word everything means.

Dr. G: I believe you do not know what the word everything means. In alphysics a generation who did not cook up their own ultimate theory of everything did not yet happen.

A1: Then, why isn't there an ultimate universes invented by each generation of Doctors of alphysics?

Dr. G: Grammatically speaking universe is a word which does not have a plural. This does not mean that Doctors are ignorant of grammar it only means that the English language is not precise enough to discuss alphysical subjects such as the universes.

A1: How many ultimate universes does The Theory predict at the present Revolution number?

Dr. G: This is a question which cannot be answered without getting involved with the infinitely elegant mathematicism of The Theory. You need to go through the alphysics education and admitted to the Brotherhood in order to understand The Theory.

A1: Thanks. But, no thanks. I can solve Partial Differential Equations in my laptop without dispensing a fortune in order to add a useless title at the end of my name.