The greatest genius ever lived

Admin1: According to a new study Newton has been rated the greatest genius ever lived?

Doctor Gravytee: Newton was indeed a genius.

A1: What kind of proof do you have for that?

Dr. G: Newton discovered gravity.

A1: What does this mean?

Dr. G: Newton defined the laws of the universe.

A1: Are you talking about the so-called Newton's laws?

Dr. G: Yes. Newton's laws are still valid even if we need to modify them here and there a little bit.

A1: You don't think there is a Newton myth.

Dr. G: There is a Newton myth. And rightly so. Newton's genius is beyond any mortal's comprehension.

A1: But Newton did not know about the String Theory. Newton did not know about Einstein's theory of General Relativity. It seems that since he failed to discover such elegant theories of nature he cannot be such a huge genius.

Dr. G: There is no measure of genius. Newton established the modern field of science today we call Alphysics. He is the founding father of Alphysics. To recognize this fact Doctors of Alphysics defined the fundamental unit of Alphysics to be Newton.

A1: Have you read Newton's Principia?

Dr. G: No. What for?

A1: But Newton's Principia is the greatest scientific book ever written.

Dr. G: No doubt about that.

A1: Is it also the fundamental book of Alphysics?

Dr. G: It is. But most Doctors of Alphysics do not know this fact.