Sunday, September 24, 2006

String Theory predicts...

Admin1: What does String Theory predicts... mean?

Doctor Gravytee: The spin of String Theory is exactly the same as the spin Newton put on his Principia. This is why Newton's genius as the founder of modern alphysics as marketing is undisputed.

A1: The cosmogonic spin goes back to the beginning of history, it was not invented by Newton.

Dr. G: The basic scholastic sham has not changed a bit for millennia. But Newton perfected it and set down its laws. Using Newton's laws of marketing Doctors of Alphysics created the String Theory brand and they are fine tuning it continuously.

A1: What is the scholastic sham?

Dr. G: Identify three concepts:
  1. True Knowledge
  2. The tool used to discover True Knowledge
  3. The Priests who used the tool to discover True Knowledge

Realize that True Knowledge is only visible to the Priests because the Priests have sacrificied at least 100 thousand dollars to the Gods of the Ivy and wasted their best years to cram an ugly spaghetti code they don't understand and never use. Obviously a civilian who did not make these sacrificies to the true Gods of Ivy Science will never be able to understand True Knowledge. Therefore, in order to recover at least some of their sacrifice Doctors of Alphysics obtain six figure book contracts to demystify True Knowledge to people who do not have access to True Knowledge.

A1: I read countless Elegant Demystifying books and I still don't know what True Knowledge is.

Dr. G: This is how it should be. There is no True Knowledge. Doctors of Philosophy define their Tool du Jour as the Absolute True Knowledge. Doctors of Alphysics love the Hidden.

A1: So hidden dimensions Doctors are telling us about will never be visible to anyone else but to Doctors of Alphysics.

Dr. G: This is not true. In order to attain Hidden Dimensions Nirvana you must buy and read carefully the books on Elegant Universes.

A1: So the sham is that Doctors of Alphysics tell non-Doctors that they have this Hidden Language called Mathematics which told them that absurd is commonplace. Doctors of Alphysics tell rational people that since they don't know the Hidden Language of Doctors they have to take Doctors' word and believe that Nature is absurd.

Dr. G: Yes. This is a foolproof pyramid scheme. If a rational non-Doctor takes Doctors' sham seriously and studies the Hidden Language for two decades then what happens? Will the True Knowledge be visible to him? No. Of course not. The poor previously rational man now finds out that he spent two decades learning a dead language. He has no choice but go along with the sham and now he tells other rational people to study the Hidden Language for enlightenment.

A1: Doctors' sham is religious indoctrination.

Dr. G: Yes. All cosmogonic systems are religious systems. All cosmogonic systems are presented as science.

A1: This is how people want it.

Dr. G: Yes.

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