Admin1: Not only ants crawling on visual illusionistic light poles but coffee cups and doughnuts have elegant significance in human understanding of the elegant universe.
Doctor Gravytee: Since a coffee cup and a doughnut have the same shape therefore the universe is elegant and the string theory is correct and 11 dimensions exists.
A1: Is this what you call the scholastic sham?
Dr. G: This is stringy logic. The six figure book contracts exist therefore string theory is right, wrong and not even wrong.