Admin1: Shaman #2 Doctor Randall is optimistic that "people will value truth over truthiness."
Dr. Gravity: Like people will value science over science flavored junk marketed by Doctor Randall.
A1: Doctor Randall declares people will no longer defer "to questionable authorities or visual media."
Dr. G: I believe something must have gotten lost in the transcription. She probably said "people will stop deferring to questionable authorities of the visual media."
A1: Doctor Randall is the most famous questionable authority of the visual media. How funny.
Dr. G: Fools genius like Randall are marketed by the Big Media to sell books. It would have been funny if it weren't so tragic.
Showing posts with label Genius. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Genius. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Sunday, October 01, 2006
The greatest genius ever lived
Admin1: According to a new study Newton has been rated the greatest genius ever lived?
Doctor Gravytee: Newton was indeed a genius.
A1: What kind of proof do you have for that?
Dr. G: Newton discovered gravity.
A1: What does this mean?
Dr. G: Newton defined the laws of the universe.
A1: Are you talking about the so-called Newton's laws?
Dr. G: Yes. Newton's laws are still valid even if we need to modify them here and there a little bit.
A1: You don't think there is a Newton myth.
Dr. G: There is a Newton myth. And rightly so. Newton's genius is beyond any mortal's comprehension.
A1: But Newton did not know about the String Theory. Newton did not know about Einstein's theory of General Relativity. It seems that since he failed to discover such elegant theories of nature he cannot be such a huge genius.
Dr. G: There is no measure of genius. Newton established the modern field of science today we call Alphysics. He is the founding father of Alphysics. To recognize this fact Doctors of Alphysics defined the fundamental unit of Alphysics to be Newton.
A1: Have you read Newton's Principia?
Dr. G: No. What for?
A1: But Newton's Principia is the greatest scientific book ever written.
Dr. G: No doubt about that.
A1: Is it also the fundamental book of Alphysics?
Dr. G: It is. But most Doctors of Alphysics do not know this fact.
Doctor Gravytee: Newton was indeed a genius.
A1: What kind of proof do you have for that?
Dr. G: Newton discovered gravity.
A1: What does this mean?
Dr. G: Newton defined the laws of the universe.
A1: Are you talking about the so-called Newton's laws?
Dr. G: Yes. Newton's laws are still valid even if we need to modify them here and there a little bit.
A1: You don't think there is a Newton myth.
Dr. G: There is a Newton myth. And rightly so. Newton's genius is beyond any mortal's comprehension.
A1: But Newton did not know about the String Theory. Newton did not know about Einstein's theory of General Relativity. It seems that since he failed to discover such elegant theories of nature he cannot be such a huge genius.
Dr. G: There is no measure of genius. Newton established the modern field of science today we call Alphysics. He is the founding father of Alphysics. To recognize this fact Doctors of Alphysics defined the fundamental unit of Alphysics to be Newton.
A1: Have you read Newton's Principia?
Dr. G: No. What for?
A1: But Newton's Principia is the greatest scientific book ever written.
Dr. G: No doubt about that.
A1: Is it also the fundamental book of Alphysics?
Dr. G: It is. But most Doctors of Alphysics do not know this fact.
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