Admin1: Is semantic physics the enemy of Alphysics?
Dr. Gravytee: Semantic Alphysics is just semantics.
A1: You choose authority over meaning.
Dr. G: Alphysics is more than meaning. Alphysics has no meaning. Look at the most famous Alphysical theory.
A1: No one knows what String Theory is.
Dr. G: To discuss what String Theory is would be semantics.
A1: Mathematical semantics is good.
Dr. Gravytee: Whatever you say is semantics. Whatever I say is Alphysics. Alphysics is science. Everything else is semantics.
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Thursday, January 25, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
The back page landscape
Admin1: The Big Media controls Alphysics.
Doctor Gravytee: From a business point of view Alphysics Doctors are free content providers for the Big Media. We get pitiful academic salaries and let the Big Media use what we produce in outrageously priced peer reviewed journals, and textbooks.
A1: And in bestsellers.
Dr. G: There is an immense imbalance of distribution of wealth in Alphysics. Big Media selects one star to be the face of Alphysics and the star gets an unfair share of the scholastic wealth produced by rank and file who gets nothing.
A1: The content of science is defined by the Big Media.
Dr. G: The entire scientific agenda is defined by the Big Media. By creating artificial rivalries among Alphysics Doctors the Big Media keeps science divided. Rivalries sells more books.
A1: Science is not sports.
Dr. G: Looking at String theory wars we see that the Big Media reduced Alphysics down to the level of sports.
Doctor Gravytee: From a business point of view Alphysics Doctors are free content providers for the Big Media. We get pitiful academic salaries and let the Big Media use what we produce in outrageously priced peer reviewed journals, and textbooks.
A1: And in bestsellers.
Dr. G: There is an immense imbalance of distribution of wealth in Alphysics. Big Media selects one star to be the face of Alphysics and the star gets an unfair share of the scholastic wealth produced by rank and file who gets nothing.
A1: The content of science is defined by the Big Media.
Dr. G: The entire scientific agenda is defined by the Big Media. By creating artificial rivalries among Alphysics Doctors the Big Media keeps science divided. Rivalries sells more books.
A1: Science is not sports.
Dr. G: Looking at String theory wars we see that the Big Media reduced Alphysics down to the level of sports.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Scholasticism is Cool
Admin1: There is a new post in Freedom of Science describing how Doctors of Alphysics write their papers. Do you agree?
Doctor Gravytee: Yes. This is how modern Aphysics papers are written. I agree with most of it. I never read any papers written by another Doctor of Alphysics. There is no point. It is a total waste of time. I skim the title and the summary in the arxiv.org and I write my own stuff. Remember that you don't get academic points for reading papers. You get academic points for publishing papers.
A1: What about the shampoo analogy.
Dr. G: He may have gone overboard with the shampoo analogy but it is true in its essence. He is definitely right about the sleaze factor. When you read the blogs of Doctors of Strings employed by venerable institutions such as Columbia and Harvard Universities you would be shocked how sleazy can these people get. If there is science pornography they are it.
A1: Your blog is clean.
Dr. G: We are about Alphysics not about string theory. Alphysics is an old tradition. String theory is on its way out.
Doctor Gravytee: Yes. This is how modern Aphysics papers are written. I agree with most of it. I never read any papers written by another Doctor of Alphysics. There is no point. It is a total waste of time. I skim the title and the summary in the arxiv.org and I write my own stuff. Remember that you don't get academic points for reading papers. You get academic points for publishing papers.
A1: What about the shampoo analogy.
Dr. G: He may have gone overboard with the shampoo analogy but it is true in its essence. He is definitely right about the sleaze factor. When you read the blogs of Doctors of Strings employed by venerable institutions such as Columbia and Harvard Universities you would be shocked how sleazy can these people get. If there is science pornography they are it.
A1: Your blog is clean.
Dr. G: We are about Alphysics not about string theory. Alphysics is an old tradition. String theory is on its way out.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
The Hierarchy Problem
Admin1: What is the hierarchy problem in Alphysics?
Doctor Gravytee: Hierarchy problem occurs when the fundamental parameters of fame of practitioners in the String Theory Lagrangian field are vastly different (usually academically incompatible) than the parameters evaluated and assumed to exist experimentally by practitioners themselves.
A1: You mean there is an absolute hierarchy in the String Theory?
Dr. G: Hierarchy is absolute because each practitioner in String Theory overly overestimates his authority mass. But professional academic mythology prescribes an absolutely true measurement of authority proportional to number of papers published plus seniority plus rank.
A1: I know this is called renormalization.
Dr. G: Typically the renormalized parameters are closely related to the fundamental parameters self-estimated by practitioners, but in some cases, it appears that there has been a delicate cancellation between the fundamental quantity and the quantum corrections to it. Therefore, it is clear that hierarchy problem is related to fine-tuning problems and the problems of naturalness.
A1: An example please.
Dr. G: A famous Doctor of Alphysics, Doctor Weinberg is a Nobel laureate and measures his authority mass by heavily weighing in his Nobel prize, and therefore he places his absolute position in the hierarchy of Alphysics to be on top, at least nearly on top, maybe just below Einstein. Doctor Weinberg claims that it is an experimental fact that he is a top tier Alphysicist. Doctor Weinberg assumes academic renormalization and counts his Nobel as fine-tuning bonus.
A1: This is an experimental fact if there is any in Alphysics.
Dr. G: But Doctor of Philosophy Doctor Greene has vastly more fame than Doctor Weinberg and Doctor Greene's measurements of his authority shows exceptionally high elegantly fine tuning of fine-tuning terms and furthermore Doctor Greene adds some clever quantum corrections to his status connected to the vacuum oscillations created by his best-seller books in the Amazon spacetimes indicators and creates not only a hierarchy problem but a true hierarchy crisis.
A1: I see. Doctor Weinberg could not agree that his Nobel counts nothing against the elegant tunings of Doctor Greene just because Greene sold more books.
Dr. G: Greene on the other hand claims that Weinberg's Nobel renormalized well when it was new but now it is old news and it has re-depracated beyond re-renormalization. This is the hierarchy problem. It is fascinating science. This is the cutting edge of Alphysics.
Doctor Gravytee: Hierarchy problem occurs when the fundamental parameters of fame of practitioners in the String Theory Lagrangian field are vastly different (usually academically incompatible) than the parameters evaluated and assumed to exist experimentally by practitioners themselves.
A1: You mean there is an absolute hierarchy in the String Theory?
Dr. G: Hierarchy is absolute because each practitioner in String Theory overly overestimates his authority mass. But professional academic mythology prescribes an absolutely true measurement of authority proportional to number of papers published plus seniority plus rank.
A1: I know this is called renormalization.
Dr. G: Typically the renormalized parameters are closely related to the fundamental parameters self-estimated by practitioners, but in some cases, it appears that there has been a delicate cancellation between the fundamental quantity and the quantum corrections to it. Therefore, it is clear that hierarchy problem is related to fine-tuning problems and the problems of naturalness.
A1: An example please.
Dr. G: A famous Doctor of Alphysics, Doctor Weinberg is a Nobel laureate and measures his authority mass by heavily weighing in his Nobel prize, and therefore he places his absolute position in the hierarchy of Alphysics to be on top, at least nearly on top, maybe just below Einstein. Doctor Weinberg claims that it is an experimental fact that he is a top tier Alphysicist. Doctor Weinberg assumes academic renormalization and counts his Nobel as fine-tuning bonus.
A1: This is an experimental fact if there is any in Alphysics.
Dr. G: But Doctor of Philosophy Doctor Greene has vastly more fame than Doctor Weinberg and Doctor Greene's measurements of his authority shows exceptionally high elegantly fine tuning of fine-tuning terms and furthermore Doctor Greene adds some clever quantum corrections to his status connected to the vacuum oscillations created by his best-seller books in the Amazon spacetimes indicators and creates not only a hierarchy problem but a true hierarchy crisis.
A1: I see. Doctor Weinberg could not agree that his Nobel counts nothing against the elegant tunings of Doctor Greene just because Greene sold more books.
Dr. G: Greene on the other hand claims that Weinberg's Nobel renormalized well when it was new but now it is old news and it has re-depracated beyond re-renormalization. This is the hierarchy problem. It is fascinating science. This is the cutting edge of Alphysics.
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Thus Spoke the String Theory
Admin1: It seems that for the most famous Doctor of Philosophy Doctor Greene the words Universe and Cosmos are synonyms. The famous Doctor of Alphysics states that “during the last few years there has been tremendous progress in the search for the deepest laws governing the universe." Then he adds that “the next decade will be a formative time and holds the promise of fundamental breakthroughs in our understanding of the cosmos."
Doctor Gravytee: This is true in general for every Doctor of Alphysics who has achieved a certain degree of fame. Once you reach that level of fame you can define any two words to be synonyms at your will.
A1: Is there a difference anyway?
Dr. G: Cosmos is an old word. Cosmos is a defined universe.
A1: What does this mean?
Dr. G: Remember the scholastic hoax?
A1: Doctors of Alphysics make a definition and enforce it as the absolute true standard.
Dr. G: Yes. Branding has been the basic method of Scholastic Doctors since the beginning of history.
A1: The most famous Doctor Greene therefore defined a stringy cosmos and has been marketing it as the absolute true universe.
Dr. G: The slick marketing campaign conducted by global publishing houses sponsoring Doctor Greene makes it impossible for people to perceive the cosmogonic declarations of Doctor Greene as comical religious speculations. What is remarkable about the most famous Doctor Greene's statement is that it is boilerplate polemical sophistry used by politicians every day. Just change some words: "During the last few years there has been tremendous progress in our fight against poverty... The next decade will be a formative time and holds the promise of fundamental breakthroughs in our work to eradicate poverty as we know it." The most famous Doctor Greene has mastered the media relations quite well.
A1: Are you saying that Doctor Greene is a synonym for Shaman.
Dr. G: I used to think so. But now I am not so sure. A shaman is supposed to be an authoritative charlatan who entertains his constituency while supplying some useful physic.
A1: What is physic?
Dr. G: Physic is popularized alphysics. Think about snake oil.
A1: Ok. So, Doctor Greene is not even a shaman.
Dr. G: Doctor Greene has crossed over into entertainment and has gone physic. He is an entertainer in 10 dimensions and a shaman only in 1 dimension.
A1: And that dimension where he is a shaman is curled up in a matterless universe?
Dr. G: Thus spoke the String Theory therefore it must be true.
Doctor Gravytee: This is true in general for every Doctor of Alphysics who has achieved a certain degree of fame. Once you reach that level of fame you can define any two words to be synonyms at your will.
A1: Is there a difference anyway?
Dr. G: Cosmos is an old word. Cosmos is a defined universe.
A1: What does this mean?
Dr. G: Remember the scholastic hoax?
A1: Doctors of Alphysics make a definition and enforce it as the absolute true standard.
Dr. G: Yes. Branding has been the basic method of Scholastic Doctors since the beginning of history.
A1: The most famous Doctor Greene therefore defined a stringy cosmos and has been marketing it as the absolute true universe.
Dr. G: The slick marketing campaign conducted by global publishing houses sponsoring Doctor Greene makes it impossible for people to perceive the cosmogonic declarations of Doctor Greene as comical religious speculations. What is remarkable about the most famous Doctor Greene's statement is that it is boilerplate polemical sophistry used by politicians every day. Just change some words: "During the last few years there has been tremendous progress in our fight against poverty... The next decade will be a formative time and holds the promise of fundamental breakthroughs in our work to eradicate poverty as we know it." The most famous Doctor Greene has mastered the media relations quite well.
A1: Are you saying that Doctor Greene is a synonym for Shaman.
Dr. G: I used to think so. But now I am not so sure. A shaman is supposed to be an authoritative charlatan who entertains his constituency while supplying some useful physic.
A1: What is physic?
Dr. G: Physic is popularized alphysics. Think about snake oil.
A1: Ok. So, Doctor Greene is not even a shaman.
Dr. G: Doctor Greene has crossed over into entertainment and has gone physic. He is an entertainer in 10 dimensions and a shaman only in 1 dimension.
A1: And that dimension where he is a shaman is curled up in a matterless universe?
Dr. G: Thus spoke the String Theory therefore it must be true.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Is String Theory a Sham or a Hoax?
Admin1: You have called the most elegant theory ever devised by Scholastic Alphysics Doctors to be a Scholastic Sham. Aren't you being a little too elegant yourself by calling such a hoax to be only a sham?
Dr. Gravytee: You are right I am an elegant Alphysics Doctors but you are wrong that I called String Theory merely a Sham. String Theory is a sham which is a Scholastic hoax.
A1: I see. By calling the String Theory a hoax you are emphasizing that Doctors of Alphysics intend to deceive.
Dr. G: Doctors of Alphysics are delusional fanatics of Newtonian religion.
A1: What does the String Theory have to do with Newtonism.
Dr. G: String theory is the latest version of Newtonist religion. If you look up why Doctors of Alphysics created the String Theory you would see what I mean.
Dr. Gravytee: You are right I am an elegant Alphysics Doctors but you are wrong that I called String Theory merely a Sham. String Theory is a sham which is a Scholastic hoax.
A1: I see. By calling the String Theory a hoax you are emphasizing that Doctors of Alphysics intend to deceive.
Dr. G: Doctors of Alphysics are delusional fanatics of Newtonian religion.
A1: What does the String Theory have to do with Newtonism.
Dr. G: String theory is the latest version of Newtonist religion. If you look up why Doctors of Alphysics created the String Theory you would see what I mean.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Does String Theory cause lead poisining
Admin1: Union of Concerned Scientists issued a list of examples of political interference in science. Alphysics and its sub-science the String Theory is not listed. This may mean that government does not interfere with Alphysics or Alphysics is not science.
Dr. Gravytee: It may also be that Alphysics is not kind of science worth interfering with. These concerned scientists are concerned about public issues. Alphysics is an elegant theory with absolutely no practical or god forbids proletarian effects. Doctors of Alphysics are arrogantly elegant elitists. This is what sells books. In cosmic and cosmogonic matters public wants authority. We project authority by being arrogantly elegant and elitists. These concerned scientists are concerned about things like lead poisining. None of the spacetimes or backgrounds real or virtual that we use in String Theory cause lead poisoning or that we care to calculated such things.
A1: True. There is no Union of Concerned scientists who are concerned about intellectual string poisoning so you don't have to worry.
Dr. G: String theory is poison only for people who are elegantly impaired. We have nothing to do with them.
Dr. Gravytee: It may also be that Alphysics is not kind of science worth interfering with. These concerned scientists are concerned about public issues. Alphysics is an elegant theory with absolutely no practical or god forbids proletarian effects. Doctors of Alphysics are arrogantly elegant elitists. This is what sells books. In cosmic and cosmogonic matters public wants authority. We project authority by being arrogantly elegant and elitists. These concerned scientists are concerned about things like lead poisining. None of the spacetimes or backgrounds real or virtual that we use in String Theory cause lead poisoning or that we care to calculated such things.
A1: True. There is no Union of Concerned scientists who are concerned about intellectual string poisoning so you don't have to worry.
Dr. G: String theory is poison only for people who are elegantly impaired. We have nothing to do with them.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Experimental by Association
Admin1: Some blogger writes: "We do not need Popper's theories to classify alphysics to be outside science. This is more a legal issue because what alphysicists and cosmologists are doing is fraud."
Doctor Gravytee: There cannot be fraud in an industry which is not regulated. Alphysics is not regulated. Doctors of Alphysics are the jury and the judge.
A1: Doctors define what fraud is.
Dr. G: Sure. We are not going to define fraud as what we do.
A1: In the legal world guilt by association is illegal. In Alphysics experimental by association is legal.
Dr. G: String Theory is an experimental science by association. Cosmology is experimental by association. This is a well established principle in Alphysics.
A1: How does experimental by association work?
Dr. G: Very complicated. You need to know how M-Theory works and what M stands for. But in layman's term, take a database of white noise of some radiation or other, preferably collected by NASA, define it as a cosmic radiation and draw a beautifully colorful computer graphics. Art directors of the New York Times love colorful graphics which fill up a lot of white space between ads and they will publish your computer graphics as the latest experimental verification of the Big Bang. Voila! You have proved the most famous cosmogonic mythology by experimental association.
A1: Alphysics at its best.
Dr. G: Alphysics is an experimental science by association.
Doctor Gravytee: There cannot be fraud in an industry which is not regulated. Alphysics is not regulated. Doctors of Alphysics are the jury and the judge.
A1: Doctors define what fraud is.
Dr. G: Sure. We are not going to define fraud as what we do.
A1: In the legal world guilt by association is illegal. In Alphysics experimental by association is legal.
Dr. G: String Theory is an experimental science by association. Cosmology is experimental by association. This is a well established principle in Alphysics.
A1: How does experimental by association work?
Dr. G: Very complicated. You need to know how M-Theory works and what M stands for. But in layman's term, take a database of white noise of some radiation or other, preferably collected by NASA, define it as a cosmic radiation and draw a beautifully colorful computer graphics. Art directors of the New York Times love colorful graphics which fill up a lot of white space between ads and they will publish your computer graphics as the latest experimental verification of the Big Bang. Voila! You have proved the most famous cosmogonic mythology by experimental association.
A1: Alphysics at its best.
Dr. G: Alphysics is an experimental science by association.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Cosmic Guacamole
Admin1: A woman in California filed suit against Kraft Foods, Inc., claiming that the company commits fraud by calling a dip product guacamole.
Doctor Gravytee: I hope that the news does not get around. As long as the media presents it as yet another curiousity from California we should be OK.
A1: Alphysics connection is obvious isn't it? The woman is very logical. She says that the main ingredient in guacamole is avacoda. Kraft Foods sells a product as guacamole which does not contain avocado. Therefore, this logical woman reasons that what Kraft Foods sells as guacamole is not guacamole.
Dr. G: This poor woman obviously has no awareness of how science works.
A1: You mean how alphysics works.
Dr. G: Alphysics is science.
A1: The giant unhuman corporation which ironically calls itself Kraft "Foods" was concerned enough to change the labeling in their guacamole which is not guacomole.
Dr. G: To what?
A1: They'll change the label to read "avocado-flavored guacamole."
Dr. G: That's a dangerous compromise! What's next? Someone will sue Alphysics Doctors because there is no science ingredient in our cosmogonical scenarios and string theory enchilada? What nonsense!
A1: No problem. You will just change your label: "String Theory: Best Science-flavored scenario ever. Dip your curiosity in our rich science flavor made with plenty of artificial cosmogonic colorings and number mysticism, scholastic sophistry and metaphysical polemics."
Dr. G: String Theory is now at revolution number XXX and it has 10 per cent more improved science flavor in it.
A1: Are you going to add some experimental flavor in the next revolution?
Dr. G: You bet.
Doctor Gravytee: I hope that the news does not get around. As long as the media presents it as yet another curiousity from California we should be OK.
A1: Alphysics connection is obvious isn't it? The woman is very logical. She says that the main ingredient in guacamole is avacoda. Kraft Foods sells a product as guacamole which does not contain avocado. Therefore, this logical woman reasons that what Kraft Foods sells as guacamole is not guacamole.
Dr. G: This poor woman obviously has no awareness of how science works.
A1: You mean how alphysics works.
Dr. G: Alphysics is science.
A1: The giant unhuman corporation which ironically calls itself Kraft "Foods" was concerned enough to change the labeling in their guacamole which is not guacomole.
Dr. G: To what?
A1: They'll change the label to read "avocado-flavored guacamole."
Dr. G: That's a dangerous compromise! What's next? Someone will sue Alphysics Doctors because there is no science ingredient in our cosmogonical scenarios and string theory enchilada? What nonsense!
A1: No problem. You will just change your label: "String Theory: Best Science-flavored scenario ever. Dip your curiosity in our rich science flavor made with plenty of artificial cosmogonic colorings and number mysticism, scholastic sophistry and metaphysical polemics."
Dr. G: String Theory is now at revolution number XXX and it has 10 per cent more improved science flavor in it.
A1: Are you going to add some experimental flavor in the next revolution?
Dr. G: You bet.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
How do Woit, Greene and Motl rate in Baez' crackpot index
Admin1: According to Baez' famous crackpot index you get "50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete testable predictions." Are famous string theorists crackpots?
Doctor Gravytee: Not at all. In Alphysics String theory is a acutely revolutionary theory since it revolutionizes itself every two years. All the predictions we make are testable. It is a minor detail that they are testable in uncommon universes of 11 dimensions that alphysicists will create in colliders that is being built by NASA beyond solar system by the Pioneer space craft. Once that collider is inaugurated it will prove all the testable predictions the String Theory makes.
A1: When?
Dr. G: NASA and General Dynamics, the contractor, is predicting ontime delivery on November 12, 2106 at 19:44:11pm.
A1: So precise. This is incredible. One hundred years from now to the second the String Theory will be verified exactly as you say now.
Dr. G: Correct.
A1: This is so exciting!! It will be a first since the universe started that NASA and one of its contractors will deliver a project on time. This shadows any experimental proof of String Theory. If they can deliver a collider beyond the solar system built by a decommissioned spacecraft on time there will be no doubt that the universe is as elegant as predicted by Doctor Greene.
Dr. G: Yes the most famous Doctor Greene will inaugurate the extra-solar system by traveling throught spacetime in one of the time machines that Doctor Baez and his students are building right now.
Doctor Gravytee: Not at all. In Alphysics String theory is a acutely revolutionary theory since it revolutionizes itself every two years. All the predictions we make are testable. It is a minor detail that they are testable in uncommon universes of 11 dimensions that alphysicists will create in colliders that is being built by NASA beyond solar system by the Pioneer space craft. Once that collider is inaugurated it will prove all the testable predictions the String Theory makes.
A1: When?
Dr. G: NASA and General Dynamics, the contractor, is predicting ontime delivery on November 12, 2106 at 19:44:11pm.
A1: So precise. This is incredible. One hundred years from now to the second the String Theory will be verified exactly as you say now.
Dr. G: Correct.
A1: This is so exciting!! It will be a first since the universe started that NASA and one of its contractors will deliver a project on time. This shadows any experimental proof of String Theory. If they can deliver a collider beyond the solar system built by a decommissioned spacecraft on time there will be no doubt that the universe is as elegant as predicted by Doctor Greene.
Dr. G: Yes the most famous Doctor Greene will inaugurate the extra-solar system by traveling throught spacetime in one of the time machines that Doctor Baez and his students are building right now.
Friday, October 13, 2006
Revolutions in Alphysics
Admin1: What does Revolution mean in Alphysics?
Doctor Gravytee: String Theory fully conforms to the modern consumer society.
A1: String Theory is always 100% *NEW* and *IMPROVED*.
Dr. G: Previously cosmogonical speculations such as Newton's laws were designed to be around for centuries. Generations of humans consumed the same cosmogonical speculation and were happy with it. In our fast-paced consumer society we throw away a perfectly good jacket after using it a few times and buy a new one. The same behavior is reflected in cosmogonical fashions as well. String Theory is designed to change every academic season.
A1: String revolutions are then just marketing of new and improved versions of the theory?
Dr. G: Exactly. "5% more Experimental" is a standard slogan in String Theory packaging. Experiment, like M-Theory, is a secret ingredient of the String Theory. Every season the theory gets more experimental by making testable predictions in farther and farther away in time. String theory experimentally predicts when the Big Crunch will happen to one-hundredth of a second. Since the Big Cruch will happen in the 11th dimension this also proves the existence of 11 dimensions.
A1: What happens to millions of pre-revolutionary papers written by Alphysicists when a new revolution is announced?
Dr. G: With the possibilities of new media Doctors of Alphysics output so much String Theory wisdom that every season they discard the accumulated junk and start over and call this process a revolution.
Doctor Gravytee: String Theory fully conforms to the modern consumer society.
A1: String Theory is always 100% *NEW* and *IMPROVED*.
Dr. G: Previously cosmogonical speculations such as Newton's laws were designed to be around for centuries. Generations of humans consumed the same cosmogonical speculation and were happy with it. In our fast-paced consumer society we throw away a perfectly good jacket after using it a few times and buy a new one. The same behavior is reflected in cosmogonical fashions as well. String Theory is designed to change every academic season.
A1: String revolutions are then just marketing of new and improved versions of the theory?
Dr. G: Exactly. "5% more Experimental" is a standard slogan in String Theory packaging. Experiment, like M-Theory, is a secret ingredient of the String Theory. Every season the theory gets more experimental by making testable predictions in farther and farther away in time. String theory experimentally predicts when the Big Crunch will happen to one-hundredth of a second. Since the Big Cruch will happen in the 11th dimension this also proves the existence of 11 dimensions.
A1: What happens to millions of pre-revolutionary papers written by Alphysicists when a new revolution is announced?
Dr. G: With the possibilities of new media Doctors of Alphysics output so much String Theory wisdom that every season they discard the accumulated junk and start over and call this process a revolution.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Marketing, Alphysics and String Theory
Admin1: Top three labels are Doctors of Alphysics, Marketing and String Theory.
Doctor Gravytee: How does the String Theory reach general public?
A1: Through popular books.
Dr. G: That is marketing. What is the subject of String Theory?
A1: It is cosmogony.
Dr. G: Yes. Cosmogony means the chase of ultimates. Whether it is the ultimate smallest or the ultimate farthest or the ultimate container, String Theory has all the answers.
A1: As far as I know String Theory revolutionized Alphysics by revolutionizing itself every three years.
Dr. G: The revolution of the String Theory lies in its nothingness. String Theory explains nothing. It has been known to Doctors of Alphysics for millennia that the most ultimate answers are empty vessels. Today's Doctors reinvented the empty vessel of their ancestors in the most elegantly existential theory ever devised by Alphysicists. The Ultimate Unknown the M theory explains all. This is pure elegance.
Doctor Gravytee: How does the String Theory reach general public?
A1: Through popular books.
Dr. G: That is marketing. What is the subject of String Theory?
A1: It is cosmogony.
Dr. G: Yes. Cosmogony means the chase of ultimates. Whether it is the ultimate smallest or the ultimate farthest or the ultimate container, String Theory has all the answers.
A1: As far as I know String Theory revolutionized Alphysics by revolutionizing itself every three years.
Dr. G: The revolution of the String Theory lies in its nothingness. String Theory explains nothing. It has been known to Doctors of Alphysics for millennia that the most ultimate answers are empty vessels. Today's Doctors reinvented the empty vessel of their ancestors in the most elegantly existential theory ever devised by Alphysicists. The Ultimate Unknown the M theory explains all. This is pure elegance.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
String Theory is here to stay
Admin1: Do you have a grudge against String Theory?
Doctor Gravytee: Regardless of the recent books against it the String Theory is strong and well. String Theory is here to stay. Now there are more Doctors of Philosophy of the Strings than all the other Doctors of Philosophy combined.
A1: But why does the String Theory exist? Is it here to replace Alphysics?
Dr. G: String Theory is a manifestation of Alphysics. String Theory is the buzzword we use to sell books.
A1: Is there another reason besides selling books why String Theory exists?
Dr. G: There is the official party line and then there is the true reason. The official party line is that two different nebulous monstors created by Alphysicists are found to be incompatible by their creators. Alphysicists have been trying to reconcile these two abzurd by producing more extreme abzurd. String Theory has been chosen by the publishing industry as the best profitable of the many competing Alphysics scenarios. The publishing industry has chosen Doctor Greene as the spokesperson of this modern religion as science.
A1: And what is the true reason?
Dr. G: The true reason why String Theory exists is because Newton existed.
Doctor Gravytee: Regardless of the recent books against it the String Theory is strong and well. String Theory is here to stay. Now there are more Doctors of Philosophy of the Strings than all the other Doctors of Philosophy combined.
A1: But why does the String Theory exist? Is it here to replace Alphysics?
Dr. G: String Theory is a manifestation of Alphysics. String Theory is the buzzword we use to sell books.
A1: Is there another reason besides selling books why String Theory exists?
Dr. G: There is the official party line and then there is the true reason. The official party line is that two different nebulous monstors created by Alphysicists are found to be incompatible by their creators. Alphysicists have been trying to reconcile these two abzurd by producing more extreme abzurd. String Theory has been chosen by the publishing industry as the best profitable of the many competing Alphysics scenarios. The publishing industry has chosen Doctor Greene as the spokesperson of this modern religion as science.
A1: And what is the true reason?
Dr. G: The true reason why String Theory exists is because Newton existed.
Friday, October 06, 2006
Alphysics by Association
Admin1: To claim to have measured the radiation from the mythological origin of the cosmos seems like another example of Scholastic Sham.
Doctor Gravytee: Not at all. It is a good example of Alphysics by Association.
A1: I see. It is like experimental String Theory.
Dr. G: Of course. In Alphysics, more specifically in String Theory, the experimenter measures the period of the moving part of a gadget. He then associates his measurement with an absurd claim made by the String Theorist.
A1: When Alphysics will become a regulated industry such behavior will be non-compliant.
Dr. G: Alphysics will not be regulated.
Doctor Gravytee: Not at all. It is a good example of Alphysics by Association.
A1: I see. It is like experimental String Theory.
Dr. G: Of course. In Alphysics, more specifically in String Theory, the experimenter measures the period of the moving part of a gadget. He then associates his measurement with an absurd claim made by the String Theorist.
A1: When Alphysics will become a regulated industry such behavior will be non-compliant.
Dr. G: Alphysics will not be regulated.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Elitist obscurantism
Admin1: Why is the String Theory so crucial in human understanding of nature?
Doctor Gravytee: It is not. String Theory is an elitist obscurantism who markets the absurd as the true science.
A1: In other words, String Theory is the modern name of scholasticism.
Dr. Gravytee: Yes. Scholasticism has acquired a bad reputation so we had to rename it to something more marketable.
Doctor Gravytee: It is not. String Theory is an elitist obscurantism who markets the absurd as the true science.
A1: In other words, String Theory is the modern name of scholasticism.
Dr. Gravytee: Yes. Scholasticism has acquired a bad reputation so we had to rename it to something more marketable.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Not even not wrong
Admin1: For every Doctor of Alphysics who says that the String Theory is true there is an equal number of Doctors of Alphysics who say that the String Theory is wrong. And there is another equal number of Doctors of Alphysics who say that String Theory is not even wrong.
Doctor Gravytee: True indeed. In Alphysics hundred per cent need to add up to hundred per cent.
A1: More importantly what is to be gained by criticizing such an Elegant Theory as the String Theory?
Dr. G: What is more important than selling books? The more controversy there is the more books are sold. So the Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene and the Lesser Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Woit hail from the same famous center of Alphysics, Columbia University. Both write books. Both books sell more because of the apparent controversy created by apparently conflicting views.
A1: Great Alphysical debate. Either way String Theory wins
Dr. G: String theory will be overthrown in due time in fifty years by the next generation. This is the natural cycle of theories in Alphysics.
A1: So it doesn't really matter if String Theory is right or wrong?
Dr. G: String Theory is neither right nor wrong neither it is not even wrong not and not even not even wrong not. String Theory fulfills a real necessity in our society. String Theory is a religion. People want the Doctors of Alphysics define for them the cosmic grid telling them "you are here." There is no reason to criticize Doctors of Alphysics for authoritatively defining this grid for the general population.
Doctor Gravytee: True indeed. In Alphysics hundred per cent need to add up to hundred per cent.
A1: More importantly what is to be gained by criticizing such an Elegant Theory as the String Theory?
Dr. G: What is more important than selling books? The more controversy there is the more books are sold. So the Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene and the Lesser Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Woit hail from the same famous center of Alphysics, Columbia University. Both write books. Both books sell more because of the apparent controversy created by apparently conflicting views.
A1: Great Alphysical debate. Either way String Theory wins
Dr. G: String theory will be overthrown in due time in fifty years by the next generation. This is the natural cycle of theories in Alphysics.
A1: So it doesn't really matter if String Theory is right or wrong?
Dr. G: String Theory is neither right nor wrong neither it is not even wrong not and not even not even wrong not. String Theory fulfills a real necessity in our society. String Theory is a religion. People want the Doctors of Alphysics define for them the cosmic grid telling them "you are here." There is no reason to criticize Doctors of Alphysics for authoritatively defining this grid for the general population.
The Hierarchy
Admin1: Modern Alphysics is more hierarchical than any period since its founding by Newton.
Dr. Gravytee: Not really. Alphysics has always being about hierarchy. But previous generations of Doctors have been more careful in keeping the hierarchy invisible to the general public. Fame seeking Doctors of today found out that they gain easy fame by popularizing The Theory. With more exposure comes more scrutiny and more visibility.
A1: The Alphysical authority is tied to the number of books Doctors can sell.
Dr. Gravytee: Yes and No. Everyone who wants to understand modern Alphysics must watch the NOVA movie which was first aired in 2003. In that movie you would clearly see the strict hierarchical structure of the Alphysics industry.
A1: What I saw most in the NOVA movie was the most famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene being the star of countless special effects. The line separating the ridiculous and string theory is indeed a fine one.
Dr. G: The Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene is the spokesperson and the face of Alphysics. For marketing reasons we cannot make the Highly Esteemed Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Inverted M to be the face of the profession. NOVA movie is really a recruiting propaganda so The Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene has done a good job going through all the cliches of special effects.
A1: Are you saying that the Most Esteemed Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Inverted M Witten is really the ultimate authority?
Dr. G: Yes and No. First notice that The Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene has the most exposure. But Doctor Greene reports to Doctor Inverted M who only is seen walking mysteriously in Princeton where Einstein also walked. Do you get the connection?
A1: The way The Ultimately Most Famous Crippled Doctor Hawking occupies the old wheelchair of Newton in Cambridge, The Most Esteemed Doctor Inverted M occupies Einstein's walking paths in New Jersey. This is genius by association.
Dr. G: In the NOVA movie you see that The Most Famous Doctor Greene personifies the Elegance that is String Theory. Then not so photogenic Doctor inverted M is seen walking in the woods of Princeton where Einstein walked to suggest that He is the Top Genius by association. Therefore, by Stringy logic, Einstein, Witten and Greene are all cosmic class geniuses. And then you see the poor rank and file genius of Alphysics who are allowed only to utter one sentence hyping the string theory. And note, very important, the rank and file are filmed in their office but to emphasize their low level in the hierarchy they are all superimposed on the same corny background with blinking lights. Do you get it?
A1: Yes. I think I do. They don't even get to walk the paths of wisdom in Princeton and they are not involved with any special effects. But this String Theory must be an Alphysical force to be reckoned with. Some of the so called rank and file are Nobel Laureates.
Dr. G: Indeed. Nobel laureates of previous generations know nothing about string theory. They don't even understand it. That's why they just want to ride the wave of String Theory and get quoted in NOVA so that they can promote their own books.
A1: This is all so fascinating from a marketing point of view. What does it have to do with Alphysics?
Dr. G: You got it! Alphysics is Marketing!
Dr. Gravytee: Not really. Alphysics has always being about hierarchy. But previous generations of Doctors have been more careful in keeping the hierarchy invisible to the general public. Fame seeking Doctors of today found out that they gain easy fame by popularizing The Theory. With more exposure comes more scrutiny and more visibility.
A1: The Alphysical authority is tied to the number of books Doctors can sell.
Dr. Gravytee: Yes and No. Everyone who wants to understand modern Alphysics must watch the NOVA movie which was first aired in 2003. In that movie you would clearly see the strict hierarchical structure of the Alphysics industry.
A1: What I saw most in the NOVA movie was the most famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene being the star of countless special effects. The line separating the ridiculous and string theory is indeed a fine one.
Dr. G: The Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene is the spokesperson and the face of Alphysics. For marketing reasons we cannot make the Highly Esteemed Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Inverted M to be the face of the profession. NOVA movie is really a recruiting propaganda so The Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene has done a good job going through all the cliches of special effects.
A1: Are you saying that the Most Esteemed Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Inverted M Witten is really the ultimate authority?
Dr. G: Yes and No. First notice that The Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene has the most exposure. But Doctor Greene reports to Doctor Inverted M who only is seen walking mysteriously in Princeton where Einstein also walked. Do you get the connection?
A1: The way The Ultimately Most Famous Crippled Doctor Hawking occupies the old wheelchair of Newton in Cambridge, The Most Esteemed Doctor Inverted M occupies Einstein's walking paths in New Jersey. This is genius by association.
Dr. G: In the NOVA movie you see that The Most Famous Doctor Greene personifies the Elegance that is String Theory. Then not so photogenic Doctor inverted M is seen walking in the woods of Princeton where Einstein walked to suggest that He is the Top Genius by association. Therefore, by Stringy logic, Einstein, Witten and Greene are all cosmic class geniuses. And then you see the poor rank and file genius of Alphysics who are allowed only to utter one sentence hyping the string theory. And note, very important, the rank and file are filmed in their office but to emphasize their low level in the hierarchy they are all superimposed on the same corny background with blinking lights. Do you get it?
A1: Yes. I think I do. They don't even get to walk the paths of wisdom in Princeton and they are not involved with any special effects. But this String Theory must be an Alphysical force to be reckoned with. Some of the so called rank and file are Nobel Laureates.
Dr. G: Indeed. Nobel laureates of previous generations know nothing about string theory. They don't even understand it. That's why they just want to ride the wave of String Theory and get quoted in NOVA so that they can promote their own books.
A1: This is all so fascinating from a marketing point of view. What does it have to do with Alphysics?
Dr. G: You got it! Alphysics is Marketing!
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Principles
Admin1: What is mathematics and what is its relation to the String Theory?
Doctor Gravytee: Good question. According to the M Principle of the String Theory no word starting with M can have any meaning that can be known by Doctors of Alphysics. So if you ask a Doctor of Alphysics What does M in M-Theory stand for? he would reply that M stands for Matrix, Mystery, inverted W and all of the above and none of the above and Multiples of all of the none of the above. Therefore, mathematics is elegantly mysterious in String Theory.
A1: This M Principle is more powerful than all the other principles of Alphysics combined.
Dr. G: Yes. The Cosmological Principle, Mach Principle, Einstein's Equivalence Principle, Lorentz Principle, Witten Principle, Greene Principle... the list goes on and on. M Principle unifies all the previous principles of Alphysics.
A1: Wouldn't be nice to have a Principle to stop Doctors of Alphysics from inventing any more principles?
Dr. G: No. Alphysics is an experimental science.
Doctor Gravytee: Good question. According to the M Principle of the String Theory no word starting with M can have any meaning that can be known by Doctors of Alphysics. So if you ask a Doctor of Alphysics What does M in M-Theory stand for? he would reply that M stands for Matrix, Mystery, inverted W and all of the above and none of the above and Multiples of all of the none of the above. Therefore, mathematics is elegantly mysterious in String Theory.
A1: This M Principle is more powerful than all the other principles of Alphysics combined.
Dr. G: Yes. The Cosmological Principle, Mach Principle, Einstein's Equivalence Principle, Lorentz Principle, Witten Principle, Greene Principle... the list goes on and on. M Principle unifies all the previous principles of Alphysics.
A1: Wouldn't be nice to have a Principle to stop Doctors of Alphysics from inventing any more principles?
Dr. G: No. Alphysics is an experimental science.
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