Freedom of Science

Admin1: Freedom of Science is the most fundamental human right.

Doctor Gravytee: May be so but humans are not aware of this yet. Since the beginning of history scientific authority always resided with rulers, tyrants, and deities.

A1: A ruler is a human.

Dr. G: Originally all rulers made sure to deify themselves. They were not humans. This is the origin of marketing which is the oldest science.

A1: Doctors of Alphysics are the modern tyrants who obstruct the free flow of information therefore deny humans freedom of Science.

Dr. G: The true authority resides with Newton. Doctors of Alphysics come and go Newton is absolute and immortal.

A1: Newton's Soul is the substance which permeates the entire universe. No wonder he is immortal. Is there a way to free humanity from this religious tyrant?

Dr. G: Yes. Humans must unite and then the rest will come.

A1: That would be the end of Alphysics.

Dr. G: Not at all. We'll change the name of Alphysics to the new science whatever that is. We'll then donate to humanity the day the Big School changed its name as a global holiday and humans will be happy.