Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Against Atomic Materialism
Doctor Gravytee: That's right. Newton's religious belief in atomic materialism was imposed on the world as the true religion.
A1: Ever since Newton human beings see the world in atomic discontinuity.
Dr. G: Exactly. From childhood on we are indoctrinated to see a materialistic universe.
A1: But the world looks materialistic.
Dr. G: No. It doesn't. There are no discontinuities in the world we live in. There is no matter.
A1: There is no matter? Here I kick this wall and I proved that matter exists.
Dr. G: What did you prove? You just proved that the wall is denser than you.
A1: For neutrons the wall is transparent.
Dr. G: There are no neutrons in the sense physicists fool you into believing. There are no absolute particles. If there were there would be discontinuities in nature.
A1: There are no discontinuities.
Dr. G: Discontinuities cannot exist. All is one.
A1: The entire physics is bosh.
Dr. G: Exactly. Once Newtonist dogma will finally go away, humanity will take a free breath of scientific air.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
The Greene Religion
Doctor Gravytee: String theory predicts that if it can be special effected then it is predicted by String Theory and it gets the stamp of approval of the most famous Doctor Greene.
A1: Why is this religion?
Doctor Gravytee: In the millennia old turf wars between Doctors of Philosophy and Doctors of Theology who are fighting to save the souls of the same innocent people to fatten their stomachs and pockets each group of Doctors claims to represent the true authority and insults his counterpart as being an ignorant and unfaithful moron with a defective authority to support his far fetched cosmogonic claims. Doctor Greene will never get tired of comparing creationism and the String Theory. This is what his constituency wants to hear.
A1: We know this from politics.
Doctor G: Yes, politicians are also professionals who use the same trick on their constituency.
A1: So are you saying that both standard religions of Doctors of Theology and the alphysical religion evangelicized by the Most Famous Doctor Greene are religions?
Dr. G: Exactly. Doctors themselves created this duality which does not exist. Most famous Doctor Greene the String Theory evangelist claims that creationism is religion but String Theory is science.
A1: This sounds right. The most rigorous String Theory is based on absolutely true and rigorous mathematicism and makes exact predictions in the form of special effects which are then experimentally proved by Doctor Greene who successfully reenacts them in his movies. Creationism on the other hand is based on the authority of a book written in a dead language two thousand years ago by sandal wearing peasants who never heard of special effects and therefore did not know about science and believed in not reproducible special effects such as people coming out of their graves three days later still smelling myrrh.
Dr. G: Yes. Cosmogony is religion. The claimed authority for cosmogonic speculations is not relevant. Whatever authority Doctors claim to sell their cosmogonic scenarios their cosmogonic scenarios are still cosmogonic scenarios sold as religion.
A1: I see. If it is cosmogony it is religion. It doesn't matter what authority Doctors use to support their cosmogonic lies.
Dr. G: Each cosmogonic religion is fraud. To substantiate their fraud so that they can sell more books Professional Doctors need an authority that people will trust.
A1: This makes sense. Two thousand years ago for the illiterate Mediterranean peasants the written word was the authority. If the Word said that the dead was raised from the dead they believed it. They never heard of mathematical String Theory which predicts raising of the dead by time travel.
Dr. G: True. For today's illiterate citizens the mathematics is the absolute authority. This is why they believe the String Theory and the scientific claims of dead routinely raised by Doctor Greene during his travels in various spacetimes.
A1: Doctors of Philosophy are so clever that they keep raising the illiteracy bar. As their constituency wise up and learn about their obscurantist tricks Doctors make the language of authority more and more complicated and proprietary and hidden so that they can define their constituency as illiterates. People finally learned to read but now they are defined by Doctors as mathematically illiterate.
Dr. G: It is amazing how such a simple fraud still works. Not much changed in two thousand years.
A1: Except the medium in which the Doctors screw their constituency.
Dr. G: Yes. Doctors of Alphysics are pretty much controlling the Internet and they are transitioning to the movies.
A1: Nothing surprising here. Doctors of Alphysics have been writing scenarios for the last 75 years or so. It is about time that they turned those scenarios into movies.
Dr. G: Doctors are now defining the popular culture and they are hip. The most famous Doctor Greene, the new face of modern religion for the masses, knows that today fiction becomes truth only when it is fictionalized in a movie.
A1: Another String Theory revolution cannot be far off.
Dr. G: Who knew that the M in M-Theory stood for the Media.
A1: That explains all.
Dr. G: True. The M-Theory is the Theory of Everything and the Media explains it all.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Is science science
Doctor Gravytee: Not true. Remember Alphysics is marketing. In marketing we create an exact replica of the human and mythologize the replica. In rational systems this cannot be done. If you try to name two files on your desktop with the same name you would get an error message. Windows is a rational system. Two items with the same name would not make sense to a rational system. In Alphysics the more synonyms the better.
A1: In reality there are two Newtons and two Doctors Greene. One mythological and one human.
Dr. G: Yes. Alphysics uses the mythological Doctor Greene.
A1: Mythology is secular religion. So I should put Newton and Doctor Greene under religion?
Dr. G: Yes, in theory. But remember we don't want to use old and tired words. Religion is an old and tired word with an image problem. Alphysics is science. So create a category called science and put Alphysics and String Theory under that category.
A1: Will do.
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Not even not wrong
Doctor Gravytee: True indeed. In Alphysics hundred per cent need to add up to hundred per cent.
A1: More importantly what is to be gained by criticizing such an Elegant Theory as the String Theory?
Dr. G: What is more important than selling books? The more controversy there is the more books are sold. So the Most Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Greene and the Lesser Famous Doctor of Alphysics Doctor Woit hail from the same famous center of Alphysics, Columbia University. Both write books. Both books sell more because of the apparent controversy created by apparently conflicting views.
A1: Great Alphysical debate. Either way String Theory wins
Dr. G: String theory will be overthrown in due time in fifty years by the next generation. This is the natural cycle of theories in Alphysics.
A1: So it doesn't really matter if String Theory is right or wrong?
Dr. G: String Theory is neither right nor wrong neither it is not even wrong not and not even not even wrong not. String Theory fulfills a real necessity in our society. String Theory is a religion. People want the Doctors of Alphysics define for them the cosmic grid telling them "you are here." There is no reason to criticize Doctors of Alphysics for authoritatively defining this grid for the general population.
Sunday, September 24, 2006
String Theory predicts...
Doctor Gravytee: The spin of String Theory is exactly the same as the spin Newton put on his Principia. This is why Newton's genius as the founder of modern alphysics as marketing is undisputed.
A1: The cosmogonic spin goes back to the beginning of history, it was not invented by Newton.
Dr. G: The basic scholastic sham has not changed a bit for millennia. But Newton perfected it and set down its laws. Using Newton's laws of marketing Doctors of Alphysics created the String Theory brand and they are fine tuning it continuously.
A1: What is the scholastic sham?
Dr. G: Identify three concepts:
- True Knowledge
- The tool used to discover True Knowledge
- The Priests who used the tool to discover True Knowledge
Realize that True Knowledge is only visible to the Priests because the Priests have sacrificied at least 100 thousand dollars to the Gods of the Ivy and wasted their best years to cram an ugly spaghetti code they don't understand and never use. Obviously a civilian who did not make these sacrificies to the true Gods of Ivy Science will never be able to understand True Knowledge. Therefore, in order to recover at least some of their sacrifice Doctors of Alphysics obtain six figure book contracts to demystify True Knowledge to people who do not have access to True Knowledge.
A1: I read countless Elegant Demystifying books and I still don't know what True Knowledge is.
Dr. G: This is how it should be. There is no True Knowledge. Doctors of Philosophy define their Tool du Jour as the Absolute True Knowledge. Doctors of Alphysics love the Hidden.
A1: So hidden dimensions Doctors are telling us about will never be visible to anyone else but to Doctors of Alphysics.
Dr. G: This is not true. In order to attain Hidden Dimensions Nirvana you must buy and read carefully the books on Elegant Universes.
A1: So the sham is that Doctors of Alphysics tell non-Doctors that they have this Hidden Language called Mathematics which told them that absurd is commonplace. Doctors of Alphysics tell rational people that since they don't know the Hidden Language of Doctors they have to take Doctors' word and believe that Nature is absurd.
Dr. G: Yes. This is a foolproof pyramid scheme. If a rational non-Doctor takes Doctors' sham seriously and studies the Hidden Language for two decades then what happens? Will the True Knowledge be visible to him? No. Of course not. The poor previously rational man now finds out that he spent two decades learning a dead language. He has no choice but go along with the sham and now he tells other rational people to study the Hidden Language for enlightenment.
A1: Doctors' sham is religious indoctrination.
Dr. G: Yes. All cosmogonic systems are religious systems. All cosmogonic systems are presented as science.
A1: This is how people want it.
Dr. G: Yes.