Admin1: Why are Doctors of Alphysics so worried about what they label as crackpots?
Doctor Graytee: Doctors of Alphysics have absolute monopoly on crackpottery. Doctors have no intention of sharing their monopoly in this lucrative field.
A1: But what Doctors labeled crackpot just two years ago now it is mainstream alphysics.
Dr. G: True. This is the internet era. Doctors have been very fast in doctoring the internet. In the last century it took about a decade for science fiction scenarios to appear in peer reviewed alphysics journals as true alphysics. Now most Doctors own blogs and they adapt to the cutting edge of cracpottery faster than ever.
Showing posts with label Crackpots; Greene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crackpots; Greene. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Sunday, November 12, 2006
How do Woit, Greene and Motl rate in Baez' crackpot index
Admin1: According to Baez' famous crackpot index you get "50 points for claiming you have a revolutionary theory but giving no concrete testable predictions." Are famous string theorists crackpots?
Doctor Gravytee: Not at all. In Alphysics String theory is a acutely revolutionary theory since it revolutionizes itself every two years. All the predictions we make are testable. It is a minor detail that they are testable in uncommon universes of 11 dimensions that alphysicists will create in colliders that is being built by NASA beyond solar system by the Pioneer space craft. Once that collider is inaugurated it will prove all the testable predictions the String Theory makes.
A1: When?
Dr. G: NASA and General Dynamics, the contractor, is predicting ontime delivery on November 12, 2106 at 19:44:11pm.
A1: So precise. This is incredible. One hundred years from now to the second the String Theory will be verified exactly as you say now.
Dr. G: Correct.
A1: This is so exciting!! It will be a first since the universe started that NASA and one of its contractors will deliver a project on time. This shadows any experimental proof of String Theory. If they can deliver a collider beyond the solar system built by a decommissioned spacecraft on time there will be no doubt that the universe is as elegant as predicted by Doctor Greene.
Dr. G: Yes the most famous Doctor Greene will inaugurate the extra-solar system by traveling throught spacetime in one of the time machines that Doctor Baez and his students are building right now.
Doctor Gravytee: Not at all. In Alphysics String theory is a acutely revolutionary theory since it revolutionizes itself every two years. All the predictions we make are testable. It is a minor detail that they are testable in uncommon universes of 11 dimensions that alphysicists will create in colliders that is being built by NASA beyond solar system by the Pioneer space craft. Once that collider is inaugurated it will prove all the testable predictions the String Theory makes.
A1: When?
Dr. G: NASA and General Dynamics, the contractor, is predicting ontime delivery on November 12, 2106 at 19:44:11pm.
A1: So precise. This is incredible. One hundred years from now to the second the String Theory will be verified exactly as you say now.
Dr. G: Correct.
A1: This is so exciting!! It will be a first since the universe started that NASA and one of its contractors will deliver a project on time. This shadows any experimental proof of String Theory. If they can deliver a collider beyond the solar system built by a decommissioned spacecraft on time there will be no doubt that the universe is as elegant as predicted by Doctor Greene.
Dr. G: Yes the most famous Doctor Greene will inaugurate the extra-solar system by traveling throught spacetime in one of the time machines that Doctor Baez and his students are building right now.
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