Admin1: Some blogger writes: "We do not need Popper's theories to classify alphysics to be outside science. This is more a legal issue because what alphysicists and cosmologists are doing is fraud."
Doctor Gravytee: There cannot be fraud in an industry which is not regulated. Alphysics is not regulated. Doctors of Alphysics are the jury and the judge.
A1: Doctors define what fraud is.
Dr. G: Sure. We are not going to define fraud as what we do.
A1: In the legal world guilt by association is illegal. In Alphysics experimental by association is legal.
Dr. G: String Theory is an experimental science by association. Cosmology is experimental by association. This is a well established principle in Alphysics.
A1: How does experimental by association work?
Dr. G: Very complicated. You need to know how M-Theory works and what M stands for. But in layman's term, take a database of white noise of some radiation or other, preferably collected by NASA, define it as a cosmic radiation and draw a beautifully colorful computer graphics. Art directors of the New York Times love colorful graphics which fill up a lot of white space between ads and they will publish your computer graphics as the latest experimental verification of the Big Bang. Voila! You have proved the most famous cosmogonic mythology by experimental association.
A1: Alphysics at its best.
Dr. G: Alphysics is an experimental science by association.
Showing posts with label Experimental. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Experimental. Show all posts
Monday, December 11, 2006
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
Principles
Admin1: What is mathematics and what is its relation to the String Theory?
Doctor Gravytee: Good question. According to the M Principle of the String Theory no word starting with M can have any meaning that can be known by Doctors of Alphysics. So if you ask a Doctor of Alphysics What does M in M-Theory stand for? he would reply that M stands for Matrix, Mystery, inverted W and all of the above and none of the above and Multiples of all of the none of the above. Therefore, mathematics is elegantly mysterious in String Theory.
A1: This M Principle is more powerful than all the other principles of Alphysics combined.
Dr. G: Yes. The Cosmological Principle, Mach Principle, Einstein's Equivalence Principle, Lorentz Principle, Witten Principle, Greene Principle... the list goes on and on. M Principle unifies all the previous principles of Alphysics.
A1: Wouldn't be nice to have a Principle to stop Doctors of Alphysics from inventing any more principles?
Dr. G: No. Alphysics is an experimental science.
Doctor Gravytee: Good question. According to the M Principle of the String Theory no word starting with M can have any meaning that can be known by Doctors of Alphysics. So if you ask a Doctor of Alphysics What does M in M-Theory stand for? he would reply that M stands for Matrix, Mystery, inverted W and all of the above and none of the above and Multiples of all of the none of the above. Therefore, mathematics is elegantly mysterious in String Theory.
A1: This M Principle is more powerful than all the other principles of Alphysics combined.
Dr. G: Yes. The Cosmological Principle, Mach Principle, Einstein's Equivalence Principle, Lorentz Principle, Witten Principle, Greene Principle... the list goes on and on. M Principle unifies all the previous principles of Alphysics.
A1: Wouldn't be nice to have a Principle to stop Doctors of Alphysics from inventing any more principles?
Dr. G: No. Alphysics is an experimental science.
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