Ultimate Academic Achievement

Admin1: What would you say is the dream of every Alphysics Doctor to achieve in his career?

Dr. Gravytee: To make a definition and have it named after yourself.

A1: That doesn't seem like a big deal.

Dr. G: I didn't want to raise anyone's hopes. The ultimate dream of any Alphysics Doctor is to start a school named after himself.

A1: I see. If your name is not Newton don't even try.

Dr. G: The second ultimate dream is to have a unit named after yourself.

A1: Not likely either.

Dr. G: There is a current war among Doctors of Alphysics to create a unit of surface. But there is no clear winner yet. As usual in such turf wars Doctors will perpetuate the war as long as they can and squeeze every ounce of publication possibilities. This way the process of negotiations itself becomes a legal scholastic discipline. The whole thing may last about a century.