Fundamenal Research

Admin1: Doctors of Alphysics claim that Alphysics is the only tool that can be used to do fundamental research.

Dr. Gravytee: The reason is Doctors of Alphysics are ignorant of history. They confuse professional mythology they learn at school with history. Alphysics education does not include a study of alphysics history. An average Doctor's knowledge of alphysics history is limited with the sidebars in Halliday & Resnick. The entire education of Doctors is dedicated in learning skills like solving partial differential equations and memorizing professional mythology such as what a great genius Newton was, has been, is and will be. In order to worship their God Newton Doctors of Alphysics invented a special prayer book called Celestial Mechanics.

A1: Celestial Mechanics is astronomy loaded with Newtonian symbols of vanishing kind.

Dr. G: Doctors eliminate those symbols and recover astronomy and congratulate themselve for saving Newton's authority. They call this ritual derivation.

A1: Why not use astronomy directly?

Dr. G: Are you suggesting that we stop hailing Newton's authority by not following exactly the laws he set out for us to follow?

A1: My apologies. I did not intend to propose such a scientific and revolutionary concept.

Dr. G: Doctors think high level frameworks they invented such as Celestial Mechanics, Mathematicism or Alphysics are tools with which they can do fundamental research because Newton told them so. But Alphysics as a whole has units and it is not suited for fundamental research it is only suited for philosophizing. And philosophy is what Doctors of Alphysics do.

A1: I see. You cannot study the fundamental with a tool which is not fundamental you can only write polemical philosophy with it.

Dr. G: Luckily Doctors of Alphysics have the hereditary authority to define what fundamental is. Therefore, each Doctor defines what he is doing at the moment as fundamental research which is about to reveal the most fundamental secrets of the universe.