Admin1: Why do Doctors of Alphysics always popularize but never simplify?
Dr. Gravytee: If we simplify an equation we would get either an identity or a proportionality. If we popularize we may get a book contract.
A1: If you simplify you lose all your authority. If your equation is publicly legible your authority is not needed.
Dr. G: A Doctor of Alphysics has infinite authority.
A1: Infinite authority?
Dr. G: Yes. No force in the universe can revoke our license called the PhD which endows us with authority.
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