Revolutions in Alphysics

Admin1: What does Revolution mean in Alphysics?

Doctor Gravytee: String Theory fully conforms to the modern consumer society.

A1: String Theory is always 100% *NEW* and *IMPROVED*.

Dr. G: Previously cosmogonical speculations such as Newton's laws were designed to be around for centuries. Generations of humans consumed the same cosmogonical speculation and were happy with it. In our fast-paced consumer society we throw away a perfectly good jacket after using it a few times and buy a new one. The same behavior is reflected in cosmogonical fashions as well. String Theory is designed to change every academic season.

A1: String revolutions are then just marketing of new and improved versions of the theory?

Dr. G: Exactly. "5% more Experimental" is a standard slogan in String Theory packaging. Experiment, like M-Theory, is a secret ingredient of the String Theory. Every season the theory gets more experimental by making testable predictions in farther and farther away in time. String theory experimentally predicts when the Big Crunch will happen to one-hundredth of a second. Since the Big Cruch will happen in the 11th dimension this also proves the existence of 11 dimensions.

A1: What happens to millions of pre-revolutionary papers written by Alphysicists when a new revolution is announced?

Dr. G: With the possibilities of new media Doctors of Alphysics output so much String Theory wisdom that every season they discard the accumulated junk and start over and call this process a revolution.