Monday, October 02, 2006

Marketing Alphysics

Admin1: Clicking the "Marketing" label under Labels pulls up three of your greatest posts: The Equality Symbol, Not Even Wrong, and The Hierarchy.

Doctor Gravytee: Marketing drives Alphysics. Not Even Wrong is a Very Scholastic Old Polemics. The Third Truth is loved by Doctors of any kind. And every generation discovers it anew and gives it a new label and sells more books.

A1: Do you equate Marketing to polemics?

Dr. G: The equality sign is a dangerous polemical tool. It has absolute authority. Since it defines the sentence of the language used by Doctors of Alphysics, the almathematics, therefore, it has tremendous authority. Most people cannot even look at a sentence which contains some symbols arranged on either side of an equality sign. They are so scared of such a monster.

A1: The Hierarchy?

Dr. G: The Hierarchy is marketing too. Doctors of Alphysics use the strict hierarchical structure of their industry as proof of its absolute authority.

A1: Alphysics lies in the fringes of the giant entertainment industry therefore it is inevitable that it is driven by marketing.

Dr. G: Nature is written in the language of marketing.

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