Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Marketing, Alphysics and String Theory

Admin1: Top three labels are Doctors of Alphysics, Marketing and String Theory.

Doctor Gravytee: How does the String Theory reach general public?

A1: Through popular books.

Dr. G: That is marketing. What is the subject of String Theory?

A1: It is cosmogony.

Dr. G: Yes. Cosmogony means the chase of ultimates. Whether it is the ultimate smallest or the ultimate farthest or the ultimate container, String Theory has all the answers.

A1: As far as I know String Theory revolutionized Alphysics by revolutionizing itself every three years.

Dr. G: The revolution of the String Theory lies in its nothingness. String Theory explains nothing. It has been known to Doctors of Alphysics for millennia that the most ultimate answers are empty vessels. Today's Doctors reinvented the empty vessel of their ancestors in the most elegantly existential theory ever devised by Alphysicists. The Ultimate Unknown the M theory explains all. This is pure elegance.

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