String Theory is here to stay

Admin1: Do you have a grudge against String Theory?

Doctor Gravytee: Regardless of the recent books against it the String Theory is strong and well. String Theory is here to stay. Now there are more Doctors of Philosophy of the Strings than all the other Doctors of Philosophy combined.

A1: But why does the String Theory exist? Is it here to replace Alphysics?

Dr. G: String Theory is a manifestation of Alphysics. String Theory is the buzzword we use to sell books.

A1: Is there another reason besides selling books why String Theory exists?

Dr. G: There is the official party line and then there is the true reason. The official party line is that two different nebulous monstors created by Alphysicists are found to be incompatible by their creators. Alphysicists have been trying to reconcile these two abzurd by producing more extreme abzurd. String Theory has been chosen by the publishing industry as the best profitable of the many competing Alphysics scenarios. The publishing industry has chosen Doctor Greene as the spokesperson of this modern religion as science.

A1: And what is the true reason?

Dr. G: The true reason why String Theory exists is because Newton existed.