Sunday, January 07, 2007

A grotesque racket

Admin1: "The contrast between the grandeur of the words "Theory of Everything" and the meager information delivered becomes grotesque" says the Nobelist Alphysics Doctor Frank Wilczek.

Dr. Gravytee: For every Doctor of Alphysics who claims that Theory of Everything exists there is a Doctor of Alphysics who claims that Theory of Everything is Theory of Nothing.

A1: The Big Media wins.

Dr. G: Both camps of Doctors, pro and con, work for the Big Media.

A1: The Nobel Prize certifies a Doctor of Alphysics as a certified authority to sell books on scientifically flavored science fiction.

Dr. G: In order to sell more books there needs to be a reactionary group of Alphysics Doctors. And they contribute their own reactionary reactions to sell more books.

A1: Are you forgetting the Not Even Wrong camp?

Dr. G: You cannot even be joking. Not Even Wrong is the standard third state which Doctors of Alphysics use to sell even more books.

A1: Doctors of Alphysics are very predictable.

Dr. G: The ritual of right, wrong and not even wrong is sacred in Alphysics. You can see that any alphysics theory goes through this evolutionary process. Today it is happening faster than before that's why it became visible.

A1: Alphysics is a profitable racket.

Dr. G: Considering the level of academic salaries how can you blame us for corrupting science by selling more books.

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