Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Academic Vaporware

Admin1: An Alphysics paper is vaporware.

Dr. Gravytee: If you eliminate all of the scholastic symbolism invented by Alphysics Doctors an alphysics paper would evaporate.

A1: That's why there are no Alphysics papers which cannot be simplified further.

Dr. G: An alphysics paper is like the heap of mud Marie Curie used as the raw material to distill. If you distill an alphysics paper you may end up with something.

A1: Or you may not.

Dr. G: Or you may not. So no alphysicist busies himself with such an academically counterproductive activity. It's better to write your own heap of scholastic symbolism.

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