Admin1: There cannot be a statement on which every human being can agree upon?
Dr. Gravytee: Strife for strife's sake is human nature.
A1: Even a statement such as "I am human" may turn out to be contentious.
Dr. G: There are many humans who think they are gods.
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Hardening of the categories
Admin1: The worst disease afflicting humankind is hardening of the categories.
Doctor Gravytee: Removing the hardened categories inevitably leads to new discoveries.
A1: Academia is the bad cholesterol of science because most hardened categories occur in the academia leading to death of science.
Dr. G: Nature is divided into neat sections which can be taught in 4 years. This proves the anthropocentric principle. If nature were not naturally divided into academic sections humans would never be able to study nature.
A1: I personally believe in the unity of things.
Dr. G: Belief in unity of things leads in no new academic papers therefore it is wrong.
A1: Academic categories are immutable.
Dr. G: If they weren't there would be no human knowledge.
Doctor Gravytee: Removing the hardened categories inevitably leads to new discoveries.
A1: Academia is the bad cholesterol of science because most hardened categories occur in the academia leading to death of science.
Dr. G: Nature is divided into neat sections which can be taught in 4 years. This proves the anthropocentric principle. If nature were not naturally divided into academic sections humans would never be able to study nature.
A1: I personally believe in the unity of things.
Dr. G: Belief in unity of things leads in no new academic papers therefore it is wrong.
A1: Academic categories are immutable.
Dr. G: If they weren't there would be no human knowledge.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Free drug
Admin1: Is culture free? Here is a book by Lawrency Lessig Free Culture: How big media uses technology and the law to lock down culture and control creativity.
Dr. Gravytee: Culture or entertainment is the drug the Org uses to enslave humans. This book shows how humans fall for it every time.
A1: Alphysics is the other side of the coin.
Dr. G: The Big Media owns alphysics. Alphysicists are in the payroll of the Big Media.
Dr. Gravytee: Culture or entertainment is the drug the Org uses to enslave humans. This book shows how humans fall for it every time.
A1: Alphysics is the other side of the coin.
Dr. G: The Big Media owns alphysics. Alphysicists are in the payroll of the Big Media.
Monday, April 09, 2007
Dark Matter
Admin1: When alphysicists do not know what the universe is made of they make the universe made of what they know.
Dr. Gravytee: Wrong. When alphysicists do not know what the universe is made of they make the universe made of what they do not know.
Dr. Gravytee: Wrong. When alphysicists do not know what the universe is made of they make the universe made of what they do not know.
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Ignorance is elegance
Admin1: Can you write a bestselling alphysics book without knowing the history of alphysics?
Doctor Gravytee: You can only write a bestselling book if you don't know nothing about history of alphysics, history of physics, and history of science.
Doctor Gravytee: You can only write a bestselling book if you don't know nothing about history of alphysics, history of physics, and history of science.
Friday, April 06, 2007
Female Science
Admin1: The emergence of women from slavery changed the definition of science drastically.
Doctor Gravytee: We are living in a society defined by females.
A1: The consumer society.
Dr. G: Women are addicted to the new. Women are artists of the elegant waste. They buy it wear it once and throw it away.
A1: Elegant Universe has been created for female consumption.
Dr. G: Big Media defines science. Therefore, the consumer society created by women defines what science is.
Doctor Gravytee: We are living in a society defined by females.
A1: The consumer society.
Dr. G: Women are addicted to the new. Women are artists of the elegant waste. They buy it wear it once and throw it away.
A1: Elegant Universe has been created for female consumption.
Dr. G: Big Media defines science. Therefore, the consumer society created by women defines what science is.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Standard is the thing
Admin1: Physicists use experiments as false witness to establish a unit.
Doctor Gravytee: This is an old tradition in physics. It started with Coulomb's experiment, then Cavendish experiment, and then so called the discovery of the electron and the Millikan experiments are all definitions of new units by using experiments as false witness.
A1: If this is true physicists must be certified crooks.
Dr. G: It is not that simple. Take G. This is the so-called Newton's constant of universal gravity.
A1: Cavendish defined it.
Dr. G: No. Cavendish computed the mean density of the earth using Kepler's third law and called it an observation of Newton's law. In the 19th century hard core British Newtonists defined G in order to replace then prevalent Kepler's constant with G, the Newton's constant.
A1: Then when you see a constant in physics it is a definition?
Dr. G: Yes. You got it. Physicists make a definition. Fake an experiment and claim to have observed it. Then they enforce it as a constant of nature.
A1: Oh my God! Physicists are low life bottom dwellers! Low life snake oil salesmen and Shamans! I am so disillusioned.
Dr. G: Well, we are living in a world which is not atomic materialistic. So in a way, physicists prove that the world we live in is NOT atomic materialistic.
A1: Standard is the thing.
Dr. G: Yes. Exactly. There are no discontinuities in this world. It is all convention.
A1: This is so beautiful.
Dr. G: This is also so elegant.
Doctor Gravytee: This is an old tradition in physics. It started with Coulomb's experiment, then Cavendish experiment, and then so called the discovery of the electron and the Millikan experiments are all definitions of new units by using experiments as false witness.
A1: If this is true physicists must be certified crooks.
Dr. G: It is not that simple. Take G. This is the so-called Newton's constant of universal gravity.
A1: Cavendish defined it.
Dr. G: No. Cavendish computed the mean density of the earth using Kepler's third law and called it an observation of Newton's law. In the 19th century hard core British Newtonists defined G in order to replace then prevalent Kepler's constant with G, the Newton's constant.
A1: Then when you see a constant in physics it is a definition?
Dr. G: Yes. You got it. Physicists make a definition. Fake an experiment and claim to have observed it. Then they enforce it as a constant of nature.
A1: Oh my God! Physicists are low life bottom dwellers! Low life snake oil salesmen and Shamans! I am so disillusioned.
Dr. G: Well, we are living in a world which is not atomic materialistic. So in a way, physicists prove that the world we live in is NOT atomic materialistic.
A1: Standard is the thing.
Dr. G: Yes. Exactly. There are no discontinuities in this world. It is all convention.
A1: This is so beautiful.
Dr. G: This is also so elegant.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Against Atomic Materialism
Admin1: We are living in a world which is not atomic and which is not materialistic.
Doctor Gravytee: That's right. Newton's religious belief in atomic materialism was imposed on the world as the true religion.
A1: Ever since Newton human beings see the world in atomic discontinuity.
Dr. G: Exactly. From childhood on we are indoctrinated to see a materialistic universe.
A1: But the world looks materialistic.
Dr. G: No. It doesn't. There are no discontinuities in the world we live in. There is no matter.
A1: There is no matter? Here I kick this wall and I proved that matter exists.
Dr. G: What did you prove? You just proved that the wall is denser than you.
A1: For neutrons the wall is transparent.
Dr. G: There are no neutrons in the sense physicists fool you into believing. There are no absolute particles. If there were there would be discontinuities in nature.
A1: There are no discontinuities.
Dr. G: Discontinuities cannot exist. All is one.
A1: The entire physics is bosh.
Dr. G: Exactly. Once Newtonist dogma will finally go away, humanity will take a free breath of scientific air.
Doctor Gravytee: That's right. Newton's religious belief in atomic materialism was imposed on the world as the true religion.
A1: Ever since Newton human beings see the world in atomic discontinuity.
Dr. G: Exactly. From childhood on we are indoctrinated to see a materialistic universe.
A1: But the world looks materialistic.
Dr. G: No. It doesn't. There are no discontinuities in the world we live in. There is no matter.
A1: There is no matter? Here I kick this wall and I proved that matter exists.
Dr. G: What did you prove? You just proved that the wall is denser than you.
A1: For neutrons the wall is transparent.
Dr. G: There are no neutrons in the sense physicists fool you into believing. There are no absolute particles. If there were there would be discontinuities in nature.
A1: There are no discontinuities.
Dr. G: Discontinuities cannot exist. All is one.
A1: The entire physics is bosh.
Dr. G: Exactly. Once Newtonist dogma will finally go away, humanity will take a free breath of scientific air.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
Absurd
Admin1: It is well known that the founder of Alphysics Newton legalized absurd by making mixed proportionalities legal. How come this does not create a global uproar?
Dr. Gravytee: !!
Dr. Gravytee: !!
Friday, January 26, 2007
Meaning and quantity
Admin1: There is a difference between meaning and quantity.
Doctor Gravytee: Alphysics is about experiment and quantity. Philosophy is about meaning.
A1: Alphysics is hard science where things are measured. Alphysicists do not waste time on polemical discussions such as meanings of symbols.
Dr. G: There is no reason to discuss meaning. Any symbol means whatever we say it means.
A1: Yet, quantity and meaning are related.
Dr. G: Meaning is quantity. Each quantity is a single definition of a symbol.
A1: Semantic alphysics comes before theoretical alphysics.
Dr. G: Theoretical alphysics comes before semantic alphysics. Alphysics is science. Everything else is not.
Doctor Gravytee: Alphysics is about experiment and quantity. Philosophy is about meaning.
A1: Alphysics is hard science where things are measured. Alphysicists do not waste time on polemical discussions such as meanings of symbols.
Dr. G: There is no reason to discuss meaning. Any symbol means whatever we say it means.
A1: Yet, quantity and meaning are related.
Dr. G: Meaning is quantity. Each quantity is a single definition of a symbol.
A1: Semantic alphysics comes before theoretical alphysics.
Dr. G: Theoretical alphysics comes before semantic alphysics. Alphysics is science. Everything else is not.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Elegant semantics
Admin1: Is semantic physics the enemy of Alphysics?
Dr. Gravytee: Semantic Alphysics is just semantics.
A1: You choose authority over meaning.
Dr. G: Alphysics is more than meaning. Alphysics has no meaning. Look at the most famous Alphysical theory.
A1: No one knows what String Theory is.
Dr. G: To discuss what String Theory is would be semantics.
A1: Mathematical semantics is good.
Dr. Gravytee: Whatever you say is semantics. Whatever I say is Alphysics. Alphysics is science. Everything else is semantics.
Dr. Gravytee: Semantic Alphysics is just semantics.
A1: You choose authority over meaning.
Dr. G: Alphysics is more than meaning. Alphysics has no meaning. Look at the most famous Alphysical theory.
A1: No one knows what String Theory is.
Dr. G: To discuss what String Theory is would be semantics.
A1: Mathematical semantics is good.
Dr. Gravytee: Whatever you say is semantics. Whatever I say is Alphysics. Alphysics is science. Everything else is semantics.
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Virus and Orgus
Admin1: Virus and Orgus look so different but they are the same organism in different scales.
Dr. Gravytee: Both Virus and Orgus exist for the same reason. They both prey on humans.
A1: How come we perceive the Virus but not the Orgus as our enemy?
Dr. Gravytee: Humans have difficulty perceiving organisms which exist outside the range of their senses because they are indoctrinated since childhood by the Newtonian atomic materialist dogma.
Dr. Gravytee: Both Virus and Orgus exist for the same reason. They both prey on humans.
A1: How come we perceive the Virus but not the Orgus as our enemy?
Dr. Gravytee: Humans have difficulty perceiving organisms which exist outside the range of their senses because they are indoctrinated since childhood by the Newtonian atomic materialist dogma.
Monday, January 22, 2007
Institute for Simplification of Alphysics
Admin1: You chair the board of Institute for Simplification of Alphysics
Doctor Gravytee: The sub-committee on the preliminary report to the introduction of the principles of simplification of Alphysics has been putting the finishing touches on their report.
A1: If simplified Alphysics would get very boring. How do you propose to simplify without making Alphysics boring.
Dr. G: Simplification in Alphysics is a technical term that laymen may not easily grasp.
A1: Entropy rules Alphysics.
Dr. G: Well said. There has never been an Alphysical equation which did not become more complex upon simplification.
Doctor Gravytee: The sub-committee on the preliminary report to the introduction of the principles of simplification of Alphysics has been putting the finishing touches on their report.
A1: If simplified Alphysics would get very boring. How do you propose to simplify without making Alphysics boring.
Dr. G: Simplification in Alphysics is a technical term that laymen may not easily grasp.
A1: Entropy rules Alphysics.
Dr. G: Well said. There has never been an Alphysical equation which did not become more complex upon simplification.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Atomic materialism
Admin1: What makes things things are not their absolute atomicism but their motion.
Dr. Gravytee: If it moves together it is perceived as a thing. Either something moves or you can move through it. Both makes an organism a thing.
Dr. Gravytee: If it moves together it is perceived as a thing. Either something moves or you can move through it. Both makes an organism a thing.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Principle or law of nature
Admin1: What is the difference between a principle and a law of nature?
Dr. Gravytee: A principle is an arbitrary definition invented by Alphysics Doctors to fill an annoying discontinuity in logic which is stopping Alphysics Doctors from arbitrarily defining a law of nature to save the Alphysics dogma.
Dr. Gravytee: A principle is an arbitrary definition invented by Alphysics Doctors to fill an annoying discontinuity in logic which is stopping Alphysics Doctors from arbitrarily defining a law of nature to save the Alphysics dogma.
Friday, January 19, 2007
If it is not alphysics it is not science
Admin1: Humor is the only way of saying something serious.
Dr. Gravytee: Your statement is not humourous therefore it cannot be serious.
A1: Is Alphysics the only way of saying something absurd?
Dr. G: No. Alphysics is the most scientific way of saying something absurd.
Dr. Gravytee: Your statement is not humourous therefore it cannot be serious.
A1: Is Alphysics the only way of saying something absurd?
Dr. G: No. Alphysics is the most scientific way of saying something absurd.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Cosmogonix
Admin1: Is cosmogonix a new science?
Dr. Gravytee: Cosmogonix is the old science of cosmology as practiced by Alphysics Doctors who specialize in Dogmatix.
A1: Who are the most famous Doctors of Cosmogonix?
Dr. G: Doctors Asterix, Obelix, Panoramix, are the most famous cosmogonixists ever lived in any universe.
A1: Including cartoon universes created by Alphysicists in general.
Dr. G: The medium is everything. The same cartoon universe expressed as a Lagrangian is called Alphysics, if it is experimentally proved by Doctors of Alphysics it is called religion, if it is presented in a serious book it is called cartoon.
Dr. Gravytee: Cosmogonix is the old science of cosmology as practiced by Alphysics Doctors who specialize in Dogmatix.
A1: Who are the most famous Doctors of Cosmogonix?
Dr. G: Doctors Asterix, Obelix, Panoramix, are the most famous cosmogonixists ever lived in any universe.
A1: Including cartoon universes created by Alphysicists in general.
Dr. G: The medium is everything. The same cartoon universe expressed as a Lagrangian is called Alphysics, if it is experimentally proved by Doctors of Alphysics it is called religion, if it is presented in a serious book it is called cartoon.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
The back page landscape
Admin1: The Big Media controls Alphysics.
Doctor Gravytee: From a business point of view Alphysics Doctors are free content providers for the Big Media. We get pitiful academic salaries and let the Big Media use what we produce in outrageously priced peer reviewed journals, and textbooks.
A1: And in bestsellers.
Dr. G: There is an immense imbalance of distribution of wealth in Alphysics. Big Media selects one star to be the face of Alphysics and the star gets an unfair share of the scholastic wealth produced by rank and file who gets nothing.
A1: The content of science is defined by the Big Media.
Dr. G: The entire scientific agenda is defined by the Big Media. By creating artificial rivalries among Alphysics Doctors the Big Media keeps science divided. Rivalries sells more books.
A1: Science is not sports.
Dr. G: Looking at String theory wars we see that the Big Media reduced Alphysics down to the level of sports.
Doctor Gravytee: From a business point of view Alphysics Doctors are free content providers for the Big Media. We get pitiful academic salaries and let the Big Media use what we produce in outrageously priced peer reviewed journals, and textbooks.
A1: And in bestsellers.
Dr. G: There is an immense imbalance of distribution of wealth in Alphysics. Big Media selects one star to be the face of Alphysics and the star gets an unfair share of the scholastic wealth produced by rank and file who gets nothing.
A1: The content of science is defined by the Big Media.
Dr. G: The entire scientific agenda is defined by the Big Media. By creating artificial rivalries among Alphysics Doctors the Big Media keeps science divided. Rivalries sells more books.
A1: Science is not sports.
Dr. G: Looking at String theory wars we see that the Big Media reduced Alphysics down to the level of sports.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Against asceticism
Admin1: Self is happiest when in room temperature.
Dr. Gravytee: A Doctor of Alphysicist is happiest when in absolute temperature.
A1: Why are you so fond of the absolute.
Dr. G: Absolute is proportional to authority.
A1: The more you are for the self the more you eliminate things which are not related to self, such as money and consumer items. Comfort and ownership of consumer items remove self from room temperature.
Dr. G: Look not for what you can eliminate but look for what you can add. Eliminating the superfluous decorations eliminate contextual meaning. In scholasticism words are not constants but variables. More variable, more authority.
A1: Variables vary with the context.
Dr. G: Authority defines the context. Circular reasoning is a circular fence keeping outsiders outside insiders inside. Scholasticism is a closed system. Only an Alphysicist can de-contextualize an Alphysics paper.
Dr. Gravytee: A Doctor of Alphysicist is happiest when in absolute temperature.
A1: Why are you so fond of the absolute.
Dr. G: Absolute is proportional to authority.
A1: The more you are for the self the more you eliminate things which are not related to self, such as money and consumer items. Comfort and ownership of consumer items remove self from room temperature.
Dr. G: Look not for what you can eliminate but look for what you can add. Eliminating the superfluous decorations eliminate contextual meaning. In scholasticism words are not constants but variables. More variable, more authority.
A1: Variables vary with the context.
Dr. G: Authority defines the context. Circular reasoning is a circular fence keeping outsiders outside insiders inside. Scholasticism is a closed system. Only an Alphysicist can de-contextualize an Alphysics paper.
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