The Greene Religion

Admin1: Your predictions are coming true, the most famous Doctor of Philosophy Doctor Greene has turned himself into a movie star.

Doctor Gravytee: String theory predicts that if it can be special effected then it is predicted by String Theory and it gets the stamp of approval of the most famous Doctor Greene.

A1: Why is this religion?

Doctor Gravytee: In the millennia old turf wars between Doctors of Philosophy and Doctors of Theology who are fighting to save the souls of the same innocent people to fatten their stomachs and pockets each group of Doctors claims to represent the true authority and insults his counterpart as being an ignorant and unfaithful moron with a defective authority to support his far fetched cosmogonic claims. Doctor Greene will never get tired of comparing creationism and the String Theory. This is what his constituency wants to hear.

A1: We know this from politics.

Doctor G: Yes, politicians are also professionals who use the same trick on their constituency.

A1: So are you saying that both standard religions of Doctors of Theology and the alphysical religion evangelicized by the Most Famous Doctor Greene are religions?

Dr. G: Exactly. Doctors themselves created this duality which does not exist. Most famous Doctor Greene the String Theory evangelist claims that creationism is religion but String Theory is science.

A1: This sounds right. The most rigorous String Theory is based on absolutely true and rigorous mathematicism and makes exact predictions in the form of special effects which are then experimentally proved by Doctor Greene who successfully reenacts them in his movies. Creationism on the other hand is based on the authority of a book written in a dead language two thousand years ago by sandal wearing peasants who never heard of special effects and therefore did not know about science and believed in not reproducible special effects such as people coming out of their graves three days later still smelling myrrh.

Dr. G: Yes. Cosmogony is religion. The claimed authority for cosmogonic speculations is not relevant. Whatever authority Doctors claim to sell their cosmogonic scenarios their cosmogonic scenarios are still cosmogonic scenarios sold as religion.

A1: I see. If it is cosmogony it is religion. It doesn't matter what authority Doctors use to support their cosmogonic lies.

Dr. G: Each cosmogonic religion is fraud. To substantiate their fraud so that they can sell more books Professional Doctors need an authority that people will trust.

A1: This makes sense. Two thousand years ago for the illiterate Mediterranean peasants the written word was the authority. If the Word said that the dead was raised from the dead they believed it. They never heard of mathematical String Theory which predicts raising of the dead by time travel.

Dr. G: True. For today's illiterate citizens the mathematics is the absolute authority. This is why they believe the String Theory and the scientific claims of dead routinely raised by Doctor Greene during his travels in various spacetimes.

A1: Doctors of Philosophy are so clever that they keep raising the illiteracy bar. As their constituency wise up and learn about their obscurantist tricks Doctors make the language of authority more and more complicated and proprietary and hidden so that they can define their constituency as illiterates. People finally learned to read but now they are defined by Doctors as mathematically illiterate.

Dr. G: It is amazing how such a simple fraud still works. Not much changed in two thousand years.

A1: Except the medium in which the Doctors screw their constituency.

Dr. G: Yes. Doctors of Alphysics are pretty much controlling the Internet and they are transitioning to the movies.

A1: Nothing surprising here. Doctors of Alphysics have been writing scenarios for the last 75 years or so. It is about time that they turned those scenarios into movies.

Dr. G: Doctors are now defining the popular culture and they are hip. The most famous Doctor Greene, the new face of modern religion for the masses, knows that today fiction becomes truth only when it is fictionalized in a movie.

A1: Another String Theory revolution cannot be far off.

Dr. G: Who knew that the M in M-Theory stood for the Media.

A1: That explains all.

Dr. G: True. The M-Theory is the Theory of Everything and the Media explains it all.